Monday, November 12, 2012

OBAMA WINS Hollywood Collectively Orgasms


4 MORE YEARS ... of George Clooney in the White House ... 'cause his BFF Barack Obama has defeated Mitt Romney and will serve another term as the President of the United States.

According to multiple news outlets ... Obama locked up most of the swing states ... including Ohio, Nevada and Florida .. and has earned enough electoral votes to remain the Commander in Chief. 

As soon as the victory was announced, the stars went to Twitter in droves ... click here to read the celeb reactions. 

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9:55 PM -- Mitt Romney just delivered a speech congratulating Obama on the victory. 

"I wish all of them well, but particularly the President, the First Lady and their daughters."

He continued, "I pray that the President will be successful in guiding our nation."


Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2012/11/06/barack-obama-wins-president-of-the-united-states-of-america/#ixzz2C0Se42nK

LINDSAY LOHAN Rolls Over In Limo Lawsuit Pays Her Bill!!!


Lindsay Lohan has closed the door on one of her many legal problems and settled out of court with the limo company that claimed she screwed them out of almost $100,000 ... TMZ has learned.

As TMZ first reported, Elite Transportation Limo and Security Services sued the actress, claiming she used their primo services (we're talking up to $6k /hour) from February to May 2009, but never paid the bill. They claimed she racked up a tab of $90,585.79. 

LiLo and the limo company settled their beef by striking a deal outside the courtroom and we're told Lindsay coughed up close to the full amount she owed. 

The case was dismissed by both parties this week. 

Lindsay probably didn't celebrate too much considering she'll soon be charged with lying to cops​ following after a nasty car wreck on the PCH back in June.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2012/11/10/lindsay-lohan-limo-lawsuit-pays-up-settled/#ixzz2C0S8Osow

JUSTIN BIEBER I'm NOT Giving Up ON SELENA


It's NOT over between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez ... sources very familiar with the situation tell TMZ.

Two Things.

Thing 1: Justin is not involved with anyone else. There are pics of Justin with a Victoria's Secret model circulating, but there's nothing there.

Thing 2: Justin would like to get back with Selena, and thinks it can happen. We're told the way Justin sees it ... they've broken up a bunch of times before and this is just another blip. 

We're told he's not freaked out ... he thinks there's a good chance they'll make up.  

Ah young, very rich love.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2012/11/11/justin-bieber-selena-gomez-break-up/#ixzz2C0ROH1dC

AMANDA BYNES I Never Got a Call From Jennie Garth


Amanda Bynes swears she isn't blowing off her former TV co-star Jennie Garth ... despite what Jennie said on national television -- and now AB is on a mission to make things right. During an interview with Jeff Probst this week, Jennie said she had reached out to Amanda to check on her in the wake of her driving-related legal problems -- but Amanda's telling friends, that can't be true. Sources close to Amanda tell TMZ, she never got any calls from Jennie -- her co-star on "What I Like About You" from 2002-2006 -- but would love to talk to her and catch up. Amanda's saying she'd never intentionally ignore Jennie -- and now that Jennie's expressed concern for her, Amanda wants to reach out asap and reconnect. Quick recap: Amanda's facing two charges of driving on a suspended license, one charge of DUI, and two charges of hit-and-run. Good times.
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2012/11/12/amanda-bynes-jennie-garth-what-i-like-about-you/#ixzz2C0QtO0Jd

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Who's Got Leftovers?

On The Real Housewives of Atlanta if  "Excess Breeds Success" what creates laziness and bad manners? We recap all the high maintenance and low class moments in our THG +/- review.

NeNe's riding high and loving life. Off in L.A. she's a star representing her new show The New Normal in a gay pride parade and all of the love is a little overwhelming.  Plus 18.



She's even happy when Gregg shows up to congratulate her and says he's the guy she wants to celebrate the big moments with.

Well, I'll be damned. I didn't see that coming.  Maybe there's more hope for these two than I thought.  Plus 10.
Back in Atlanta, Phaedra gets together with Cynthia and NeNe to work on her donkey bootie but there's more gossip going on than exercise.

New girl Kenya becomes a hot topic. Phaedra just had lunch with Cynthia's new arch nemesis and I loved it when she admitted that, "Kenya having a security guard is the most hilarious thing I've heard all day" Plus 13. Maybe the woman wouldn't need security if she wasn't so unpleasant.

But NeNe and Cynthia are feeling the love. Cynthia's throwing NeNe a Woman's Empowerment party and they agree to invite Kenya and Kim.  What could go wrong?

But before we get there we get to visit with Kenya and her aunt who arrives with flowers that Kenya dubs a Walmart special.  Minus 11.  Why is this girl is so rude?

Turns out Kenya moved to Atlanta to move her casual relationship with Walter up a notch.  She wants kids and she tells him her eggs aren't getting any younger over lunch.

The guy took it better than I expected. Plus 8.  But it gets better.  When she presses for the details about his past dalliances he admits he once asked out Kandi and she shot him down.

Oh no.  Miss Kenya can't have that.  Dating Kandi's leftovers is so unacceptable that she asks for a doggy bag and plans to flee the scene.

Minus 22.  One moment she wants to marry this guy and have his babies and the next she's headed for the door because he once asked out an acquaintance?

Run Walter. Run now.

Of course Kenya doesn't have a monopoly on high maintenance. Kim has to move but her townhouse just won't do.  She needs every bit of her 17,000 square feet and whatever will poor little one year old KJ do without his own basketball court.  Minus 13.

On the up side, little KJ is looking more and more like a miniature little Kroy and it's too damn cute so plus 10.

The Woman's Empowerment Party is a little weird but plus 8 for the beautiful dresses. Everyone brought their A game and Kandi even showed a little Angeline Jolie leg.

But NeNe's attitude improvement has her wondering if this is invasion of the body snatchers and I can't blame her.  We've never seen Ms. NeNe looking so damn happy.

Cynthia's speech wasn't anything prophetic but it's her party so have at it.  But who the Hell does Kenya think she is grabbing the mic and calling it a "clown show?"  Minus 19. That woman takes rudeness to a whole new level every time she opens her mouth.

I almost couldn't blame Kim for heading for the door…if she had seen any of it.  Kim and Sweetie had one foot out the door before they even made it in.  Why bother showing up at all?

Of course from what I'm hearing Kim isn't long for this Housewives world. Will you miss her if she's gone?